MY PROSTITUTION CONFESSION

It was actually two dozen Orange Fantas later before I made it back to my hotel room. Ok, that's not true either. You might think it would be provocative to have 30 women staring directly at you, but trust me, it's not. ... I've kept the bottle of Orange Fanta proudly on my office book case since then to remind me of my trip through the seedy underbelly of Russian prostitution. I'm happy to report that I've been prostitute free since my return to the states. ...