A Case of Attempted Maturity at 30000 Feet : mysteryshrink.com

I attempted to board with a computer, a book bag, and the dress for the wedding in a plastic laundry bag. I was stopped and toldâ€"“Two carry-ons, one which must fit under your seat, ma'am,”…forcing me to….while in line… remove the dress from its ... stand-by seat assignments over preferred seating, who knows what kind of hotel room, since the only rooms left will, for sure, be dingy closets next to the clanking ice machine [Okay, I'm not totally sure this will happen. ...